you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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