So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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