Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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