bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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