Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Help. Why am I so naked?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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