Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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