it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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