Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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