Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?