as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants