Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(541): View more from Oregon

Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.

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(989): View more from Michigan

i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.

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(310): View more from California

Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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(559): View more from California

I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas

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(702): View more from Nevada

I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.

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(516): View more from New York

When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?

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