Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window

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(440): View more from Ohio

One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm

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(631): View more from New York

I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.

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(310): View more from California

I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.

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(727): View more from Florida

would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?

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(314): View more from Missouri

For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex

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(716): View more from New York

So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...

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(706): View more from Georgia

Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants

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