It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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