White coat. Heels.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Someone signed my nipple.
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