I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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