May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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