Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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