I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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