Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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