Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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