Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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