I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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