I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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