How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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