I CAN MOONWALK!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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