Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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