is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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