I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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