it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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