Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
