You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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