Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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