So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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