that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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