One girl and one boy is just not enough.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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