i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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