____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize
