How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we're making bets on your personal life
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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