Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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