I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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