Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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