I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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