If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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