I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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