I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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