I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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