you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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