I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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