erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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