8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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