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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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