Your face is a jimmy john
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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