Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize