just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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