apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize