my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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