dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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