I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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