He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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