butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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